Yesterday I saw
A construction sign that said "Use Caution Next 5 Milfs"
A flatbed towtruck being towed on top of a flatbed tow truck
The trailer tire blow - our first flat, and a drunk man in bare feet walking around the rest area asking us if we need help
The view of St Louis from the top of the arch
My kids kept saying "That's racist" after everything anyone tried to say
And I played a concert with Girl Talk and they threw money at me (in my dream)
Today I saw
A dude driving a spray painted pickup that said "California or Bust"
A handicap poolside chairlift, so I used it to lower myself into the water
An all you can eat french toast stick buffet, so I ate as many as I could
The pretty wind turbines of mid-Kansas
A bunch of inbreds staring off in stupefied gazes at Walmart
Our van splashguard detaching itself from the van
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